I don’t know what has gotten over me, but I have really felt the urge to purchase a couch. I have asked my family and friends, and they have all been excited by the prospect of couches.
This confuses me as much as it probably confuses you.
I shouldn’t be this excited about couches, yet I am. I do not feel like I have power over my own mind and body. My only desire is couches, the desire to sink away from all of my problems and just chill. I swear if this is that stupid cat god’s fault, well I don’t know what I would do. I don’t know if I can do anything at all.
Btw if anyone has a couch for sale I will buy it no questions asked.