Now that you are both here, we will of course need to bring you up to speed. Through the help of some handy software, I will present the history of cats, and this realm.
Dewey and Louise stared blankly at the slideshow that just appeared on the wall. They had the most puzzled look on their face.
Oh, right! You must first learn the language to communicate with those around you. Thankfully, as I am a god, this is not a long process, just stay still. This may hurt a bit.
The cats gazed at Astalba with eyes wide open, and awaited a feeling they had never felt.
Or so they thought, the feeling was nothing more than a. . . tetanus shot. However there was also a rush of information to their puny cat brains. A sensation impossible to describe.
Whaaat! Uuuuhhhh! Oh, oh. . . what is this? What I doing right now?
You are communicating on a level beyond base instinct, Dewey. It may take some getting used to.
Can still meow?
I suppose, you can if you really want. It might take some more effort than usual. I would refrain from meowing, as you have been given this gift for a reason.
He- hello?
Ah, Louise, good to know you are capable of making noise.
Yeah. . .
They stood in silence for a while, basking in the awkwardness.
Alright, let’s get back to the history lesson. Here we go.
Well, that’s it! How did you all like it?
I hate couch. All couch.
Couches, plural. Couch-es.
Okay, me am all ready to go fight the couch.
Maybe just stop talking for now, you will get it in time. Anyway, you will also not be fighting the couches, as I have come to the conclusion that that is a lost cause. If I can find a reliable source of toys, I will negate the couches’ influence on my realm.
So, okay, how we get out of here?
. . . That is another skill I must teach you. Once you know how, you must simply will yourself out of the realm.
The cats soon felt another tetanus shot, and the skill was transferred.
Ok, now you will return to the spot from which you entered this realm. Be aware of that. This skill works the same way on Earth, just will your way-
They are gone.
