*** THIS IS A RETELLING OF A DIVINE EVENT, TREAT THE CONTENTS AS SUCH ***
*** DATE: 4/27/23 3:06 P.M. ***
Shimo, I do not think our offensive on the couches has been very successful. We have snuck into many human dwellings nearby, and . . . we’ve seen quite a few couches.
Yeah, big couch. They even got the L-shaped ones.
Humph. This is harder than I presumed. I had thought the public would be more susceptible to this sort of propaganda, but it appears they are too attached to their couches.
I am not sure that this will be successful in the long run, we may need to bypass the humans entirely.
What do you mean by that?
So, our biggest issue has been the couches’ ability to take root in the minds of humans, this recently taking over at a preposterous scale, causing the humans to fall dormant entirely. But, the issue, originally, was that our toys become caught by these couches, this has not changed. The couches’ increase in conscious power only affected us because they cause harm to us by stealing our toys. What if we just go away from the couches? Just, go back to the forest, for example. There aren’t many couches in the forest.
Huh?
Oh lord, Dewey. Must I always explain everything twice?
You do, if you talk like someone trying too hard to sound smart all the time!
Jeez man, fine. So we don’t like the couches, right?
Yeh.
Okay. And do you know who loves couches?
Not me.
Yes, I know. The HUMANS love couches. So, let’s just leave the humans.
But, where do I get food then?
Wow. Our lord chose you to be one of our saviors. We are doomed.
You talking about me?
YES OF COURSE I AM TALKING ABOUT YOU! Did you know that you can just like, eat some bugs? You can eat them outside! You can do all that in the forest! It is where we lived for centuries!
Anyways, yeah that sounds like a very intriguing idea, Louise. We should look into it.
