Ok, I am assuming that you all saw that last blog post “I̴, S̵t̷u̷l̶g̶o̵t̴t̷“.
Just to clarify, I did not write that. I do not know how it got there. It is incredibly difficult to read, but I think I have the gist of it. This deity, who I guess is a literal couch, is waging war on the cat god, who has also previously posted on my blog somehow.
I do have reason to believe that this cat god is real, due to some personal issues I would rather not divulge. As such, I also have reason to believe that this couch . . . god, is real. I already know no one will believe me, as you never have in the past, but I really need everyone to stop using couches to curb their influence. That event which happened a couple of months ago was probably this couch god’s fault. This may be a little unfounded, but we may need to throw out all of our couches. If we don’t we may be trapped in a life of endless rest and meaninglessness. Not sure if chairs in general count as of yet, but I know that couches sure as hell do.
This may be a matter of life or death, so tread carefully.
