Hello, sweetpigfat, I noticed you have been quite silent over the past few weeks you have been unusually quiet. I just wanted to make sure that I haven’t overwhelmed you with my cosmic brilliance, as I am well aware that a mortal non-cat being like you is highly susceptible to my majesty. If you are able, please post an update on your condition within the next week. If you do not, I will assume that you are dead, and will be sending Shimo to collect your body. This action of collection will kill you ,even if you are not deceased, so I would very much appreciate if you responded, as our little conversation this past few months has been very humorous.
Anyway, have a blessed November 24th, my human friend. I do hope it is not your last.






