Hello all, we suppose we didn’t introduce ourselves last time. So, as such, the façade will be put on hiatus.
Believe what you want, but those cats are in our custody. They have been plucked from your fur-ridden hellscape of a world to a place built for their every desire. We tried to play along with your “blog” with a fun little entry of our own, but it seems it was not received very well. We do intend to keep up the fun at a later time, but this pause was necessary for your. . .cooperation. We would not suggest trying to explain these occurrences, and we know that no mere mortal will truly believe what is happening. So, for your own sanity, have fun, play along, and write a fun blog. And if you are a bystander, do not mind this, it is simply maintenance.
– ASTALBA
